⚠ APPLICATIONS TEMPORARILY ON HOLD ⚠

The Gift Guardians have temporarily suspended all new applications due to an unexpectedly high volume of suspiciously charming English Baboon submissions.

Estimated review time: Somewhere between next Tuesday and the end of the Universe.

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datinggift.org

I can’t believe you clicked it, Gifty-Bubs. 🤣
The Gift Guardians have detected an unauthorised visitor.

Official Committee Statement:
Whilst DatingGift.com has been confirmed not to exist...
...the Committee can neither confirm nor deny the existence of DatingGift.org.
The review process remains highly inefficient, delightfully mysterious, and vulnerable to ridiculous storytelling.

Baz and Ben holding fish as children — Baz & Ben, OR Ben & Baz
which one's which, Gift? 🤔

Nanny Black holding baby Ben — Nanny Black & Shitty-Pants Ben
How did she tolerate us...?

Grandad Black holding young Ben — Grandad Black & Tampon-Hammering Ben
The origin of questionable humour and story-telling.

Committee Notes

Internal algorithm currently resembles spaghetti code.
Storytelling occasionally exceeds acceptable limits.
Fish soup incidents remain under investigation.
Money & Penny deny all knowledge of this sites existence