⚠ APPLICATIONS TEMPORARILY ON HOLD ⚠
The Gift Guardians have temporarily suspended all new applications due to an unexpectedly high volume of suspiciously charming English Baboon submissions.
Estimated review time: Somewhere between next Tuesday and the end of the Universe.
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datinggift.org
The Gift Guardians have detected an unauthorised visitor.
Official Committee Statement:
Whilst DatingGift.com has been confirmed not to exist...
...the Committee can neither confirm nor deny the existence of DatingGift.org.
The review process remains highly inefficient, delightfully mysterious, and vulnerable to ridiculous storytelling.
Whilst DatingGift.com has been confirmed not to exist...
...the Committee can neither confirm nor deny the existence of DatingGift.org.
The review process remains highly inefficient, delightfully mysterious, and vulnerable to ridiculous storytelling.
🔒 TOP SECRET — NEW PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE DISCOVERED
The Committee has reluctantly released previously classified images of Baboonus Bond following fresh evidence submitted by Grandad Black's Archives.
Proceed with caution. The levels of adorable idiocy are considered historically significant.
The Committee has reluctantly released previously classified images of Baboonus Bond following fresh evidence submitted by Grandad Black's Archives.
Proceed with caution. The levels of adorable idiocy are considered historically significant.
which one's which, Gift? 🤔
How did she tolerate us...?
The origin of questionable humour and story-telling.
Committee Notes
- Internal algorithm currently resembles spaghetti code.
- Storytelling occasionally exceeds acceptable limits.
- Fish soup incidents remain under investigation.
- Money & Penny deny all knowledge of this sites existence